Pirate
Jokes
Pirate jokes are a way
to lighten the mood of any land lubber. Yes, ye varmint, even you
may learn to tell bona fide pirate jokes just like the seadogs of
old. You may be the dirty son of a biscuit eater, but at least with
a few pirate jokes in ye, you'll at least have a sense of humor.
So, avast ye scurvy
dog and avail yourself of the joke booty we'll listed on this page.
These pirate jokes may be silly, corny and downright smartassinus
but who gives a barnacle's behind. They're free. So, don't look
a gift pirate joke in the mouth, you lily livered parrot kisser
and just enjoy what is before ye.
Pirate Jokes - Top 30
What's a pirate's favorite socks? Arrrrgyle.
What does a pirate think happens at the end of time? Arrrrmageddon.
What's a pirate's favorite food? Arrrrrtichokes.
What's a pirate's favorite basketball move? Jump hook.
How do pirates make their money? By hook or by crook.
Why do pirates make excellent fishermen? They know how to hook the
big ones.
Where do pirates find their birds? Parrots Without Partners.
Did you hear about the pirate's parrot that fell in love with a
duck? The bird kept saying, "Polly wants a quacker".
Why couldn't the young pirate see the R-rated movie? There was
no parrot-al guidance.
Why should pirates work for FedEx? They have the fastest ships
in the shipping business.
What's it called when a pirate's sloop runs aground? It's ship
out of luck.
Why don't pirates use a safe deposit box? They put their valuables
in Davy Jones' Locker.
Who's the pirate's favorite actress? Diane Cannon.
Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?
Because he's only got one eye.
What's the pirate's favorite restaurant? Trick question because
it's either Jolly Roger or Long John Silver's (or even Arby's - thanks, Jason) .
How could the pirate acquire the ship so cheaply? Because it was
on sail.
Why did the pirate not learn how to bowl? He had a severe hook.
Who was the pirate's favorite musician? Carlos Bandana.
Why couldn't the pirate stop thinking about sailing? He had ship
for brains.
What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes? A dozen pirates.
What are the only notes a pirate can sing? High C's [seas]
What shivers at the bottom of the sea? a nervous wreck
Why don't pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They'll
just wash up on shore later
What's the smelliest part of a pirate ship? the poop deck
What grows out of a pirate's head? corsair [coarse hair]
What's the worse nightmare for a pirate on a blind date? a sunken
chest with no booty
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If you know any good pirate jokes, then send them in. If your pirate
joke happens to tickle our funny bone then we'll publish it on the
site for others to see.
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