is a club that anyone interested in pirates and treasure may join.
Just send this pirate treasure website an ahoy at the email address
on the contact us page and we'll send you membership information
Our swarthy, parrot and hook infested website is all about, arrr,
pirate treasure plus jewels of information about buccaneers and
wenches that happened in days of yore. That's right, matey, after
spending a little time with us, you'll treasure this pirate site
every bit as much as we do!
From swashbuckling to mopping the poop deck to walking the plank,
we'll be with you every step of the way and guide you to find
the jewels that's hidden here upon this site. You'll need to dig
a bit, but any treasure that's worth finding is certainly worth
doing a little digging for.
There are secret passages, hidden links and veiled humor all
throughout this website. In fact, all members of our website are
encouraged to place a parrot upon their shoulders as they search
for the Dead Man's Chest. A good place to find such as bird is
the Parrots without Partners Organization, which will flip you
a fine bird.
Shiver me Timbers ...
Pirate treasure, however, makes me go Aaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh! And,
shiver me timbers you just can't have any more fun that digging
for treasure in a virtual world upon a virtual website, now can
you? Yes, well, I suppose you can but that would require ye doing
some real work and getting off yer butt and perhaps even scuba diving
since most pirate booty is now hidden under seas and be excavated
by commercial interests.
This is more fun, more like fantasy football. Ye don't have to
be a real pirate but can play one here and find some treasure
and call it a day. Remember, that dead men tell no tales, but
live men tell tall tales. So, if they ain't dead, then don't trust
them! But, once again, I digress, ye scallywag.
You're host on this virtual pirate treasure trove is Captain
Look (because Captain Hook was already taken).
Captain Look will help you look for all the pirate treasure that
is to be found here.
I'm a pirate and that's Okay. I have a parrot on my shoulder and
wear women's clothes. No, wait! Aarrgh, that's not it, matey. Me's
trying to sing a Monte Python song but it sure ain't comin' out.
This pirate is frustrated as ye can see. Searching for treasure
all day will do that to ye bones. But wander on, I say and it will
all work its own way out.
So in other words, grab your monkey, skull and crossbones, parrot
and GPS tracking device and let's get looking for some real life
pirate treasure! If you're not up for that, then why not just
dig yerself a hole and take a poop - aaaaarrrrggghhh!
Updated Fall / 1689