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Pirate
Treasure Now
piratetreasurenow.com is
a club that anyone interested in pirates and treasure may join.
Just send this pirate treasure website an ahoy at the email address
on the contact us page and we'll send you membership information
for piratetreasurenow.com.
piratetreasurenow.com is
all about, well, pirate treasure and the jewels of information about
pirates and treasure that you'll find throughout this website. That's
right, matey, after spending a little time with us, you'll treasure
this pirate site every bit as much as we do!
From swashbuckling to mopping the poop deck to walking the plank,
we'll be with you every step of the way and guide you to find the
pirate treasure that's hidden here upon this site. You'll need to
dig a bit, but any pirate treasure that's worth finding is certainly
worth doing a little digging for.
There are secret passages, hidden links and veiled humor all throughout
this website. In fact, all members of our pirate treasure website
are encouraged to place a parrot upon their shoulders as they search
for the Dead Man's Chest. A good place to find such as bird is the
Parrots without Partners Organization, which will flip you a fine
bird.
Pirate treasure, however, makes me go Aaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh! And,
shiver me timbers you just can't have any more fun that digging for
pirate treasure in a virtual world upon a virtual website, now can
you? Yes, well, I suppose you can but that would require ye doing
some real work and getting off yer butt and perhaps even scuba diving
since most pirate treasure is now hidden under seas and be excavated
by commercial interests.
This is more fun, more like fantasy football. You don't have to
be a real pirate but can play one here and find some treasure and
call it a day. Remember, that dead men tell no tales, but live men
tell tall tales. So, if they ain't dead, then don't trust them!
But, once again, I digress, ye scallywag.
You're host on this virtual pirate treasure trove palace is Captain
Look (because Captain Hook was already taken).
Captain Look will help you look for all the pirate treasure that
is to be found here.
I'm a pirate and that's Okay. I have a parrot on my shoulder and
wear women's clothes. No, wait! Aarrgh, that's not it, matey. Me's
trying to sing a Monte Python song but it sure ain't comin' out.
This pirate is frustrated as ye can see. Searching for treasure
all day will do that to ye bones. But wander on, I say and it will
all work its own way out.
So in other words, grab your monkey, skull and crossbones, parrot
and GPS tracking device and let's get looking for some real life
pirate treasure! If you're not up for that, then why not just
dig yerself - aaaaarrrrggghhh!
Updated Fall / 1689
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